May 10, 2023
DENVER – In a scandalous revelation, the Quackmire has uncovered leaked documents implicating the Quackmire in an illicit romance with both the Clarion and Skintight Outrage (DU’s D2 Improv Team).
Currently, there is limited information regarding the inception of this romantic entanglement, although campus whispers suggest that sparks ignited amidst the Fall Involvement Fair. Recent reports indicate that this steamy rendezvous resulted in a series of politically-motivated arranged marriages: first between the Quackmire and the Clarion, and then between the Quackmire and Skintight Outrage.
As the Quackmire, the Clarion, and Skintight Outrage navigate this uproarious romantic maze, they find themselves entwined in a satirical dance of love, politics, and unbridled campus passion.